Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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