im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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