no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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