Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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