dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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