Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
The Olympian is in my bed
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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