Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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