How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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