ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
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