My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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