Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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