i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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