fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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