Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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