you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
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