you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
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