i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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