You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I have aggressive nipples.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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