A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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