nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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