In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
It's never too late to be topless.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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