new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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