New game: find the sober person in Tbell
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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