South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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