She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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