? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Everyone says I win the strip club
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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