why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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