Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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