Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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