So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize