Moan for me like Helen Keller
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
i dont even know how to be here
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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