So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Randomize
