The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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