Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
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