on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
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