she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Randomize
