Well apparently he's into motor boating.
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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