i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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