Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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