i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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