we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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