How'd it feel making her break her religion?
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize