What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
How naked do you want me to be?
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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