I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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