there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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