Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
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