This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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