I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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