this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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