I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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