Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
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Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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