How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
True college students do jello shots in the library
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