I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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