He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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