omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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