Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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